You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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