He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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