I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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