i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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