it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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