I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
