yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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