Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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