she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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