For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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