big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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