I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Randomize