Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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