p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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