You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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