Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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