HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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