all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
NoShamevember. You game?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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