I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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