i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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