Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
pray to the hookup gods
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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