her vagine was all disorganized.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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