Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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