mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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