Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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