What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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