whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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