I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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