life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
