So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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