Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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