Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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