i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i wish my penis had a tongue
How's work?
Spinning.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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