but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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