So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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