Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think my moral compass just broke
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
So apparently I’m into choking now
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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