i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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