I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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