And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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