I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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