Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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