i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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