Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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