I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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