You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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