i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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