the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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