If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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