is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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