dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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