This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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