this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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