CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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