I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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