Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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