he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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