lets start a swedish sibling band together
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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